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Trump on a Pump

Stickers for your gas pump. A game for your sanity. Trackers for the truth. Because somebody has to say it.

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What's Here

Everything you need to laugh, learn, and fight back. All in one place.

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Sticker Shop

53 captions. 15 Trump poses. Die-cut vinyl stickers for your gas pump, laptop, water bottle, or bumper. Each one a tiny act of resistance.

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Commander in Beef

A side-scrolling platformer where you dodge scandals, collect executive orders, and try to make it through 3 levels without getting impeached.

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TrumpTracker

Legal cases, financial entanglements, and a running scorecard of promises vs. reality. All sourced, all public record. No spin.

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Gas Price Tracker

Watch gas prices in real time. See what you were promised vs. what you're paying. Calculate how much more you're spending at the pump.

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Tariff Tax Calculator

Tariffs are taxes on you, not China. Enter your monthly spending and see exactly how much Trump's tariffs cost your household.

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Support Veterans

A portion of proceeds supports veterans and service members standing against authoritarianism. Real patriots protecting democracy.

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Gas Pumps Covered

Gas Price Reality Check

"Drill baby drill" they said. "Prices will come down" they said.

National Average (Regular)

$3.49

per gallon

▲ +$0.39 since inauguration
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Why We Built This

Satire is a civic duty.

We're not a PAC. We're not funded by anyone. We're two guys with laptops, a sense of humor, and the stubborn belief that laughing at power is the most American thing you can do.

Every sticker, every data point, every pixel on this site was made because we think people deserve to laugh AND know the truth at the same time.

What we believe:

✓ Data over spin. Every number on this site is sourced.
✓ Humor over rage. We'd rather make you laugh than yell.
✓ Action over apathy. Buy a sticker. Share a link. Vote.
✓ Veterans deserve better than to be used as props.